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Another Mass Slaughter in the Ferocious Isles

Another Mass Slaughter in the Ferocious Isles

July 25, 2023 We Need to Get Seriously Committed to Ending the Bloody Sadistic Horror in the Faroe Islands The atrocities continue in the seriously sadistic Faroe Islands. Another 150 innocent beings were viciously massacred in a bloody mass murdering orgy in the Faroe Islands yesterday. July 24th, 2023) This barbaric vileness must be ended. The Faroese kangaroo court fined us $23,000 U.S. for daring to oppose the slaughter on July 9th. This fine which we will appeal and will…

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A Connecticut Yankee in a Faroese Court

A Connecticut Yankee in a Faroese Court

July 21, 2023 The mood was deadly, super seriously somber as David Michel stepped into the Torshaven courtroom. This was Thor’s House after all, and the specter of Nordic justice was all pervasive. The people of the Faroe Islands had never seen a crime as egregious as this, well at least not since the last time we were here. After all, the crew of the JOHN PAUL DEJORIA had violated the sensitive and sacred territorial waters of the Danish Faroe Islands and…

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HELLISH ADVENTURES IN THE FEROCIOUS ISLES

HELLISH ADVENTURES IN THE FEROCIOUS ISLES

July 19, 2023 Traveling to the Danish Faroe Islands is like a short vacation in an asylum for the criminally insane. Not that this is unexpected considering the large amount of methyl-mercury that the Faroese whalers digest every year despite their own health officials constantly warning that excessive methyl-mercury toxicity is not exactly good for the brain. It kind of makes Swiss cheese out of gray matter which is not conducive for keen mental and emotional facilities. Over the last…

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The Depths of Depravity and the Faroese Contempt for the Human Race

The Depths of Depravity and the Faroese Contempt for the Human Race

July 9, 2023 The Faroese whale killers do not care what the world thinks of them. Their utter contempt about international public opinion was on full display today as they drove a pod of pilot whales onto a beach in the Faroe Islands. Not just any beach, but specifically the beach inside the harbor of the capital city of Torshaven, where they proceeded to do their viciously cruel and bloody perversions directly in front of the passengers onboard the cruise…

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THREATS FROM THE FAROE ISLANDS

THREATS FROM THE FAROE ISLANDS

July 7, 2023 We have not yet arrived at the Faroe Islands and already the Faroese government is getting all nervous and dramatic in anticipation of our approach. Høgni Hoydal, Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Foreign affairs, Industry and Trade said today that the crew of the John Paul DeJoria will be in serious trouble if the ship enters the external maritime jurisdiction.  Wow, serious trouble! How many times have we heard that before? “The Minister of Foreign Affairs…

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A Blemish On The Flag Of Denmark

A Blemish On The Flag Of Denmark

July 4, 2023 As we complete preparation for our voyage to the Faroe Islands, we see that the Danish Navy has arrived in Torshaven. I anticipate that they may soon be chasing us around in their defense of Faroese cruelty and barbarity. Why does Denmark, a civilized nation continue to support the ugly depravity of the Grind in their Faroese territory? The Grindadrap continues to be an ugly blemish on the flag of Denmark.